
The Great Hike, by mynti at DeviantArt.
P H Y S I C A L T H E O R I E S A S W O M E N .
BY SIMON DEDEO
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0. Newtonian gravity is your high-school girlfriend. As your
first encounter with physics, she's amazing. You will never
forget Newtonian gravity, even if you're not in touch very
much anymore.
1. Electrodynamics is your college girlfriend. Pretty
complex, you probably won't date long enough to really
understand her.
2. Special relativity is the girl you meet at the dorm party
while you're dating electrodynamics. You make out. It's not
really cheating because it's not like you call her back. But
you have a sneaking suspicion she knows electrodynamics and
told her everything.
3. Quantum mechanics is the girl you meet at the poetry reading.
Everyone thinks she's really interesting and people you don't
know are obsessed about her. You go out. It turns out that
she's pretty complicated and has some issues. Later, after
you've broken up, you wonder if her aura of mystery is
actually just confusion.
4. General relativity is your high-school girlfriend all grown
up. Man, she is amazing. You sort of regret not keeping in
touch. She hates quantum mechanics for obscure reasons.
5. Quantum field theory is from overseas, but she doesn't really
have an accent. You fall deeply in love, but she treats you
horribly. You are pretty sure she's fooling around with half
of your friends, but you don't care. You know it will end
badly.
6. Cosmology is the girl that doesn't really date, but has lots
of hot friends. Some people date cosmology just to hang out
with her friends.
7. Analytical classical mechanics is a bit older, and knows
stuff you don't.
8. String theory is off in her own little world. She is either
profound or insane. If you start dating, you never see your
friends anymore. It's just string theory, 24/7.Um, yeah. Whatever.
somewhere i have never travelled, gladly beyond
any experience, your eyes have their silence:
in your most frail gesture are things which enclose me,
or which i cannot touch because they are too near
your slightest look easily will unclose me
though i have closed myself as fingers,
you open always petal by petal myself as Spring opens
(touching skilfully, mysteriously) her first rose
or if your wish be to close me, i and
my life will shut very beautifully, suddenly,
as when the heart of this flower imagines
the snow carefully everywhere descending;
nothing which we are to perceive in this world equals
the power of your intense fragility: whose texture
compels me with the colour of its countries,
rendering death and forever with each breathing
(i do not know what it is about you that closes
and opens; only something in me understands
the voice of your eyes is deeper than all roses)
nobody, not even the rain, has such small hands
-e.e. cummings
Blacklisted
Why shall I keep the old name?
What is a name anywhere anyway?
A name is a cheap thing all fathers and mothers leave
each child:
A job is a job and I want to live, so
Why does God Almighty or anybody else care whether
I take a new name to go by?
-Carl Sandburg
-Mine
What a stupid concept. Supermodels Go Into Rehab photo shoot. Don't you know? I guess you don't. Rehab offers topless yoga!
"Alphabet City is that perfect area for strolling. Especially nighttime. All kinds of bars and restaurants from all over the world. Vintage stores open till midnight. Party crowds laughing and smoking on the streets. And trees - mind me - with flowers. This is so my New York.
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Man, do things change. The Strolling New York blog tells us about Alphabet City now. Sure wasn't like this when I lived there. I too loved "strolling" there, but compare my description in my short story The Empress. My description, as most everything in that story, is either exactly as it happened, or, at least, based in the reality of my experiences in NYC in the 1980's.
It's been hell to know ya,
So good to see ya go.
-New Year Blues
From:
Tuwa's Shanty and The Roots Canal.
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Plague, the Black Death. Remember, this, the bubonic -- & other forms -- are still round. Of course, they pale in comparison to the wondrous engineered viruses in the hands of our all too fallible leaders. Will we, the race, be wiped out by a meteor? A prolonged heat wave? Nuclear holocaust? Or maybe by Genetically engineered foods.
Yeah! Highlights magazine: For Children by Satan.










