Over the weekend, I'd watched an odd movie entitled Yasagure anego den: sôkatsu rinchi, or Female Yakuza Tale. Ignoring the fact that women really aren't respected by yakuza members (generally), & that women aren't permitted to be members of a yakuza clan, I'd found many oddities in this movie & had asked a "Japanophile" friend if he could elaborate. Well, he couldn't give me any specifics, but explained that because women aren't permitted into the yakuza, the whole thing was fantasy. He'd also included an interesting little article written from the Japanese perspective: Yakuza, the Japanese Mafia. Check it out.
In Soviet Russia, Lake Contaminates You. Don't let this happen to you!
We hear about this all the time, but it appears to be true: The Future Is Drying Up.
Earthhaven, in the North Carolina blue ridge mountains, is a community off-grid. It's well planned, & it really looks peaceful. Of course, it rains a lot there, which leaves me out -- too much moisture in the air makes Angus' skin & sinuses very unhappy. Sure looks nice, though.Very cool: Typographic Marks Unknown.
Ever wonder what rhetoric really is...?
Thanks to Patrick, I make you all aware of a Best of Craig's List post entitled: A Letter From The Blue!
Originally Posted: Fri, 24 Jun 11:54 PDT
"Dear Red States..." A Letter From The Blue!
Date: 2005-06-24, 11:54AM PDT
Dear Red States...
We've decided we're leaving.
We intend to form our own
country, and we're taking
the other Blue States with us.
In case you aren't aware,
that includes Hawaii, Oregon,
Washington, Minnesota,
Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois
and all the Northeast. We
believe this split will be
beneficial to the nation, and
especially to the people of the
new country of New California.
To sum up briefly: You get
Texas, Oklahoma and all the
slave states. We get stem cell
research and the best beaches.
We get Elliot Spitzer. You get
Ken Lay.
We get the Statue of Liberty.
You get Dollywood.
We get Intel and Microsoft.
You get WorldCom.
We get Harvard.
You get Ole' Miss.
We get 85 percent of America's
venture capital and entrepreneurs.
You get Alabama.
We get two-thirds of the tax
revenue, you get to make the red
states pay their fair share.
Since our aggregate divorce rate
is 22 percent lower than the
Christian Coalition's, we get a
bunch of happy families. You get
a bunch of single moms.
Please be aware that Nuevo
California will be pro-choice and
anti-war, and we're going to want
all our citizens back from Iraq at
once. If you need people to fight,
ask your evangelicals. They have
kids they're apparently willing
to send to their deaths for no
purpose, and they don't care if
you don't show pictures of their
children's caskets coming home.
We do wish you success in Iraq,
and hope that the WMDs turn up,
but we're not willing to spend
our resources in Bush's Quagmire.
With the Blue States in hand, we
will have firm control of 80
percent of the country's fresh
water, more than 90 percent of
the pineapple and lettuce, 92
percent of the nation's fresh
fruit, 95 percent of America's
quality wines (you can serve
French wines at state dinners)
90 percent of all cheese, 90
percent of the high tech
industry, most of the U.S. low-
sulfur coal, all living redwoods,
sequoias and condors, all the Ivy
and Seven Sister schools, plus
Harvard, Yale, Stanford, Cal
Tech and MIT.
With the Red States, on the
other hand, you will have to
cope with 88 percent of all
obese Americans (and their
projected health care costs),
92 percent of all U.S.
mosquitoes, nearly 100 percent
of the tornadoes, 90 percent of
the hurricanes, 99 percent of
all Southern Baptists, virtually
100 percent of all televangelists,
Rush Limbaugh, Bob Jones
University, Clemson and the
University of Georgia.
We get Hollywood and Yosemite,
thank you.
Additionally, 38 percent of
those in the Red states believe
Jonah was actually swallowed by
a whale, 62 percent believe life
is sacred unless we're discussing
the death penalty or gun laws, 44
percent say that evolution is only
a theory, 53 percent that Saddam
was involved in 9/11 and 61
percent of you crazy b*****ds
believe you are people with
higher morals then we lefties.
By the way, we're taking the good
pot, too. You can have that dirt
weed they grow in Mexico.
Peace out,
Blue States
[Sorry, folks. I don't make the rules.]
Lovely! New technique coming to your corrupt government & military soon: Memories Selectively, Safely Erased In Mice.
I'd had a flash earlier this evening. You know, some odd idea pops into your head, & you either dismiss it, or -- as I tend to do -- try to think of a way to use it in my writing. The idea was to ask you, if you found a time machine (sign over head reading something to the effect of "Single Use Only", implying that you weren't coming back), would you use it? If so, would you go to the past or the future? Would you want to witness some historical event? Would you, rather as I would do, go to a simpler (non electronic/computerized/ globalized) time period where there was no television or pollution? And, if you chose the past, would you pull a "Save Lincoln" stunt in hopes of making the future -- the future from which you've just come & cannot return -- better? Then I find this. Yeah, Hakan Nordkvist went to the future & brought back only video. He was able to get back, though. In my scenario, there is no coming back. Common, now. Let's see those comments.
More fun with English: 10 Insulting Words You Should Know. I can think of many instances when I would like to use bemute...& Phalloncus! There's a good one for Bush. Oh, warning! If you read that page & don't know what it is, "2 Girls, 1 Cup" is not for the squeamish. Don't click the link if you spew easily.
I know there's no way round it, but this is what happens when you let your government run your country -- & your economy.
Interesting stuff about Marriage during the Middle Ages. I like the feasts best.
Heh. A Russian social (services?) office ripped off Nazi's for their Web site.
More fun with English: 10 Insulting Words You Should Know. I can think of many instances when I would like to use bemute...& Phalloncus! There's a good one for Bush. Oh, warning! If you read that page & don't know what it is, "2 Girls, 1 Cup" is not for the squeamish. Don't click the link if you spew easily.
I know there's no way round it, but this is what happens when you let your government run your country -- & your economy.
Interesting stuff about Marriage during the Middle Ages. I like the feasts best.
Heh. A Russian social (services?) office ripped off Nazi's for their Web site.



















